I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?