Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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