Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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