I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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