She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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