i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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