Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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