I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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