I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians