So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.