just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.