My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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