Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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