No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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