Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I smell stomach acid.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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