she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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