...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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