i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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