she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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