I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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