just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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