Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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