your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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