Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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