Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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