He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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