My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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