...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
