Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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