This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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