We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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