turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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