Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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