Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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