Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
there was a trapeze. enough said
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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