You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
