i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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