when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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