I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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