i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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