Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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