never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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