It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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