Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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