i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I feel great
I just peed on a car
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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