I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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