im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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