You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
