i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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