Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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