I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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