I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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