someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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