everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
