Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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