got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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