I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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